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Trade in those left over food stamps and kick the keg of natty ice.
Pack up and go home, we’re sick of you.
Prepare for your job hunt on Monday.
See you next year
Pack up and go home, we’re sick of you.
Prepare for your job hunt on Monday.
See you next year
Dumpster Diving 101
Someone else’s crap is your treasure. Bring dry shoes.
Someone else’s crap is your treasure. Bring dry shoes.
Coupons 101
Tricks to forging expiration dates on coupons.
Tricks to forging expiration dates on coupons.
Yard Sale 102
Your crap is someone else’s treasure. Masking tape as cheap stickers.
Your crap is someone else’s treasure. Masking tape as cheap stickers.
Petty Crime 103
Your mom’s purse always has enough money for a dime bag.
Your mom’s purse always has enough money for a dime bag.
Black Market 201
Your kidneys, and other organs that cum in pairs.
Now accepting bits of string.
Your kidneys, and other organs that cum in pairs.
Now accepting bits of string.
Prostitution 203
While legal in many states, here on the East coast its only illegal if you get caught.
While legal in many states, here on the East coast its only illegal if you get caught.
Dress For Success 222
Learn to dress for the job you want, not like you’re in a beer cummercial. Highest job demand includes: sexy nurse, male stripper, nudist.
Learn to dress for the job you want, not like you’re in a beer cummercial. Highest job demand includes: sexy nurse, male stripper, nudist.
Finger Loss 401
Basic instruction to stage a minor industrial accident that results in the loss of one or more digits. Available to Corry residents only.
Basic instruction to stage a minor industrial accident that results in the loss of one or more digits. Available to Corry residents only.
3:01 Keg of Natty Ice tapped
4:00 Ice added to the keg O'Natty
4:01 Out houses arrive - finally take a piss -ahhhhh
4:02 Tent City opens - pop one
4:03 Job Fair opens - collect your new job ID and government issued haberdashery.
FREE breast & prostate exams - we will have two bonafide doctors in the house.
You are not guaranteed a bonafide doctor, we just have them
4:11 Donate blood & plasma for upgrade to Miller Lite
6:56 Initial Job Tour begins feature'n the tour of 500 jello shots
7:19 Soup kitchen opens - road kill and rice
7:23 Chocolate Starfish will light the "burn barrel of warmth"