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You can enjoy a beer all night long
A beer goes down easy
You don't have to wine and dine beer
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football
Beer is never late
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
Beer labels come off without a fight
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer
A beer won't get upset if you cum home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
(who said head?)
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
A beer doesn't care when you cum
A frigid beer is a good beer
A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
Beer doesn't care how much you earn
You can shoot a beer
Beer won't drive you to drink
Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought
A beer goes down easy
You don't have to wine and dine beer
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football
Beer is never late
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
Beer labels come off without a fight
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer
A beer won't get upset if you cum home and have another beer
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
(who said head?)
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
Beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
A beer doesn't care when you cum
A frigid beer is a good beer
A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car
Beer doesn't care how much you earn
You can shoot a beer
Beer won't drive you to drink
Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining
Having a beer can't make you pregnant
A good beer is easy to find
A beer doesn't have a mother
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer
A beer won't care if you gain five pounds
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer
A beer tastes good
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too
A beer will never drink the last beer
A beer will never complain about your cooking
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer
A beer won't switch the TV channel
A beer doesn't snore
A beer never checks out another beer
You never have to wait for beer
Beer always listens and never argues
You can spit beer out
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining
Having a beer can't make you pregnant
A good beer is easy to find
A beer doesn't have a mother
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer
A beer won't care if you gain five pounds
If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer
A beer tastes good
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too
A beer will never drink the last beer
A beer will never complain about your cooking
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer
A beer won't switch the TV channel
A beer doesn't snore
A beer never checks out another beer
You never have to wait for beer
Beer always listens and never argues
You can spit beer out
A beer won't expect you to cook dinner
No one will kill you for not drinking beer
Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
Beer has never caused a major war
They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves
When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away
Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer
You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer
There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you
You can prove you have a beer.
If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop
You can easily cum home with more than one beer in a night
You can have a quick beer anytime you want
Beer doesn't have morals
You can use your bottle as a trash can
You can change brands without a lawyer
Beer never has a headache
A beer never says no
Beer always cums in multiples
Beer doesn’t judge your performance
If you have to pay, then beer is way cheaper
You can have a quick beer anytime you want
Beer doesn't have morals
You can use your bottle as a trash can
You can change brands without a lawyer
Beer never has a headache
A beer never says no
Beer always cums in multiples
Beer doesn’t judge your performance
If you have to pay, then beer is way cheaper