Hash Trash 3-13-10

ST.PAT'S not in Corry? Well we'd go anywhere if it means wearing goofy get ups and getting some beer. So on on we all traveled to Northeast to attend Blow’s anal st.pat's/beerday/analversary hash..yes it was raining,yes it was cold but the prioritized wanks who made it out this year were of course your hares BLOW, SCHLABOTNIK, AND BEER TOOL. SWINGS BOTH WAYS, CUM CHUBBY CUM, PET HER PETER, CUM IN ME, CUMZ ALONE, VIRGIN COCK STALKER, IS IT MY TURN?, TENDER VITTLES, SHITFACE SHUTTLE, YTBN RHONDA, YTBN HAWG, YTBN GRANDDADDY, YTBN MIKE, all met up at The Wall Street Tavern we were treated to green beer goggles courtesy of RAM RIDING MAMA and enjoyed some cold drinks while we waited and waited for the usual crowd to cum..where were you wanks anyway's?..after the wait got stale we decided to head on out(who said head? i said head!!)..the first leg long and cold was actually fun once a few of us got lost,,lol i promise to not get so distracted next time Chubby..lol even if we do get busted for pissing on trail!! We ended up in a cemetery and met up with the first of our pimps Soggy and Pinchy...and am i mistaken or did we lose a few hashers..oh of course we did ..Shitface sure has a habit of bringing wanks who like to ditch before our first B. .maybe next time he'll find ones that will hang in .(lol I'm still waiting for that shoestring Schlaobo)..and even thou it was cold an rainy our spirit of the day was still strong as we drank our beer and ate yummy twizzlers..are they becoming our new orange food?lol..heading out again we slopped thru mud and puddles over train tracks and a quick shortcut thru the grapevines to find our hares again..dam i need shorter running pants lol..we were treated to green shots of pucker out came the twizzlers and beer..lol did Soggy really take the keys and leave Pinchy in the graveyard? lol yea she did and one of the hares when to retrieve him..after getting our fill of beer and snack again we HEADed back to the black top for yet another leg ..around this time is when we started to feel the wet and cold but hauling ass sure does help huh Chubby? lol..woo is that another stop? yes it was..and it was short n sweet too..some smarter than the average hashers spied a short cut to the on in and after going over the tracks seen there was a fence..does that keep a hasher from dry socks and beer? hell no so they tore out a post and over they went ....inside The Wall Street we spied more pimps Sir, Ho, Tampon and holy shit is that Fuck Face?lol..sure was..after we settled down and toasted our hares and let the accusations fly we got down to some good ol fashioned hashing fun ..I rounded up all our willing wanks to show some tits and ass for the next home page contest and we made great use out of a chalk board near by to lay some abuse on Shitface Shuttle...BEERTOOL was pimped to the Mexicans at the bar (lol here senorita!!!..I think she has a new fan base.).and we named our Corry hasher Mike..he now is the keeper of the COCK WHISTLE wear it proud man!!! For it being a smaller than usual turn out we sure had some fun Happy Beerday/Analversary BLOW!!!..see you all at the next run march 20th at the El Patio in eerie with live hare Donkey Ho Te..
on on lots of hash
love..Petey

March 13th 2010 - Blow’s St. Patty’s Analversary Burfday Celebration

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