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April 3rd 2010- A Revirgining Hash
Virgin trail..Virgin hashers..Virgin hare ??..WHINEY STUMP HUMPER's first eerie trail turned out to be knee deep in shiggy..leeks..virginity and good old fashioned hashing hyjinx. Hares - WHINEY STUMP HUMPER and virgin Tracy along with co hares PET HER PETER and CUM CHUBBY CUM laid a decent trail that WHINEY STUMP HUMPER put a lot of time and bimbo brains into. Cumming together in mead park in Corry for this sunshine filled day were HO, DINKY DUNKER, SHORT KUNT, MENAGE BLOW, VIRGIN COCK STALKER, along with 5 FLAVORS OF CUM, COCK WHISTLE, TENDER VITTLES along with MAGGIE MAY, CUM IN ME, VIRGIN KATHY... and a surprise but brief appearance by PREMATURE SPILLAGE.. With SIR, JALAPENIS, TIMBER TRAMP and YTBN TIM pimping.
Waiting and waiting and waiting ( why are we waiting? we could be masturbating/fornicating?) we sat drank and shot the shit while thinking more wanks would be eagerly prioritized and cum out to a great corry hash on such a great hashing day and we have a certain few we were sure would show...but noooooooooo damn fat lazy bastards!!!!! I say you all deserve downs downs for as many trails you backslide or pimp on at each hash you attend (you bimbos should know who we’re talking about). So after all of us waited we decided to get this show on to the Corry roads. The first leg was just over an mile long and yielded one false and many true arrows leading them all into the back of Mead Park to drink some beers and feast on some damn awesome leek dip that WHINEY STUMP HUMPER and VIRGIN TRACY made...our FRB for the first B was COCK WHISTLE ..followed closely by TV and MAGGIE MAY...we spent some time chilling in the amphitheater waiting for gawking children and parents to keep moving on on before deciding to move it along again. Sending them out on on their second leg, us hares noticed we had a few stragglers trying to pick up our scent ..DINKY DUNKER and CUM IN ME the notorious short cutting wanks were doing their best to ice the hares but ha ha CHUBBY and I have learned our lessons in trail mess ups and wasn’t about to get our asses turned purple again. VIRGIN TRACY and I stood our ground and bid our time to the perfect second to tear out of there through the woods and to the second B which was about 100 yards away for us hares but well over a mile to the runners. I laid my B just in time to see the cutters lurking in to investigate the arrow. Woo wee, maybe next time guys!!!!! Once again waiting seemed to be the theme as we sat and drank and bs'd waiting for lost or potentially arrested hashers We did have the highlight of grabbing a guy walking the trail to have a beer with us and SHORTZY hiking up into the woods and bringing back her own styrofoam seat.
Where the hell are they? Apparently HO and VIRGIN took it upon themselves to find a bar and have a drink, BIMBOS? Yep I think so!!! Alrighty then time to send em back to the linx. This time we had a nice amount of shiggy and muck to send them thru before hitting some good ol time pavement. Our short cutters deciding not to continue the trail and bailed out for an impromptu B at M.I.A. hashers TITS N GIGGLES and CRAZY PONG BITCH. Man what's wrong with these lazy wanks taking all the detours??? Well on in they all were to go but seems some landscaping wiped out and important mark on on the trail and most got lost so in theme, us hares waited and waited. Butt what's this, we get to the on in and all the foods gone, seems those missing bimbos came back to the on in and hid all our goodies in the woods. We never wood have noticed if CHUBBY didn’t go into the woods to take a leak and spotted some grub, hidden by the creek. Ha Ha. I personally think WHINEY STUMP HUMPER put on a great trail and hash she didn’t need much help at all and we all had a great time! Butt alas this is an Eerie hash and because the idea of ice had cum up someone had to get it and who better than the hares WHINEY STUMP HUMPER and VIRGIN TRACY..they took it up the ass like a man and her dad and acticing RA BLOW gave us a great circle. Our virgins got fucked and iced. We had plenty of accusations from backsliding to bitching. HO broke out a few new down downs, learn them, love them, live them.
ON ON wanks and wankettes.
love to ya,
Petey
Waiting and waiting and waiting ( why are we waiting? we could be masturbating/fornicating?) we sat drank and shot the shit while thinking more wanks would be eagerly prioritized and cum out to a great corry hash on such a great hashing day and we have a certain few we were sure would show...but noooooooooo damn fat lazy bastards!!!!! I say you all deserve downs downs for as many trails you backslide or pimp on at each hash you attend (you bimbos should know who we’re talking about). So after all of us waited we decided to get this show on to the Corry roads. The first leg was just over an mile long and yielded one false and many true arrows leading them all into the back of Mead Park to drink some beers and feast on some damn awesome leek dip that WHINEY STUMP HUMPER and VIRGIN TRACY made...our FRB for the first B was COCK WHISTLE ..followed closely by TV and MAGGIE MAY...we spent some time chilling in the amphitheater waiting for gawking children and parents to keep moving on on before deciding to move it along again. Sending them out on on their second leg, us hares noticed we had a few stragglers trying to pick up our scent ..DINKY DUNKER and CUM IN ME the notorious short cutting wanks were doing their best to ice the hares but ha ha CHUBBY and I have learned our lessons in trail mess ups and wasn’t about to get our asses turned purple again. VIRGIN TRACY and I stood our ground and bid our time to the perfect second to tear out of there through the woods and to the second B which was about 100 yards away for us hares but well over a mile to the runners. I laid my B just in time to see the cutters lurking in to investigate the arrow. Woo wee, maybe next time guys!!!!! Once again waiting seemed to be the theme as we sat and drank and bs'd waiting for lost or potentially arrested hashers We did have the highlight of grabbing a guy walking the trail to have a beer with us and SHORTZY hiking up into the woods and bringing back her own styrofoam seat.
Where the hell are they? Apparently HO and VIRGIN took it upon themselves to find a bar and have a drink, BIMBOS? Yep I think so!!! Alrighty then time to send em back to the linx. This time we had a nice amount of shiggy and muck to send them thru before hitting some good ol time pavement. Our short cutters deciding not to continue the trail and bailed out for an impromptu B at M.I.A. hashers TITS N GIGGLES and CRAZY PONG BITCH. Man what's wrong with these lazy wanks taking all the detours??? Well on in they all were to go but seems some landscaping wiped out and important mark on on the trail and most got lost so in theme, us hares waited and waited. Butt what's this, we get to the on in and all the foods gone, seems those missing bimbos came back to the on in and hid all our goodies in the woods. We never wood have noticed if CHUBBY didn’t go into the woods to take a leak and spotted some grub, hidden by the creek. Ha Ha. I personally think WHINEY STUMP HUMPER put on a great trail and hash she didn’t need much help at all and we all had a great time! Butt alas this is an Eerie hash and because the idea of ice had cum up someone had to get it and who better than the hares WHINEY STUMP HUMPER and VIRGIN TRACY..they took it up the ass like a man and her dad and acticing RA BLOW gave us a great circle. Our virgins got fucked and iced. We had plenty of accusations from backsliding to bitching. HO broke out a few new down downs, learn them, love them, live them.
ON ON wanks and wankettes.
love to ya,
Petey
MY ASSHOLE IS SORE
...to the tune of my bonnie lies over the ocean...
My asshole is sore from your fucking, my asshole is sore from your dick, my asshole is sore from your stuffing so give it a rest you prick
Drink it down down down...
Here’s to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, and all the soap inside of hell wont wash away the fishy smell.
Drink it down down down...
Shakes like jelly,
Spreads like jam,
But its good when you get it
God dam.
Drink it down down down...