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What was promised to be a Gay Al’s Super camp out changed hands to become the BLOW DROVE HIMSELF TO THE HASH?! HASH. With quiet cuntry trails replaced by city streets, play grounds, underpasses, and some pretty damn slippery creek beds, as our hare who shall not be named (ahhschlabotnikchoo) found out more than once.
The theme was orange..all were asked to pay homage to our fellow repeat offender wanks by donning our state issued orange...most followed directions, but really does Blow ever follow directions?.. and speaking of Blow did I mention he DROVE HIMSELF TO THE HASH?! Making their way to another Eerie hash was our stepping-up-to-the-plate hares Beer Tool and Schlabotnik and our virgin hare Cumz Alone. Blow, who of course DROVE HIMSELF?!, Swings (for about 40 mins? hmm I smell a down down) WTF?, Pet Her Peter, Just Jerry and pulling in just in time El Slobber Cocko (sans Cum Chubby?).
The place to be was The Park Tavern .. gotta love a place that'll let you hold down downs 20 feet from their front door in the midst of a family dinner rush..top drawer indeed. After a few cold ones and the usual pre run banter (yea Blow DROVE himself). Its to be a live trail? woo wee! Our hares circled us up for destructions.
Not to disappoint, the hares laid a satisfying and ominous trail with the first leg taking us thru quiet side streets, across a playground, thru sum shiggy, and past The Lawrence Park State Police, *our 1st orange themed sight of the day* across 4 lane traffic, up a bridge and down down to a hash friendly nook where we find ..ahhhh cold beer... our 1st stop ... and the *2nd orange themed sight of the day* barbed wire fencing too good not to take a line up pic!
After downing our beers, munching on twizzlers and posing for some more pics we headed back on on ...omg r we really following Blow?... up the bridge embankment, over the guard rail, down the bridge, ...them live laying hares sure were fast and furiously nimble... trailers parks, more 4 lane traffic, a look at district court *3rd orange themed sight of the day* led us down down to the creek where we trampled thru shiggy to find ... oh yea cold beer ... our 2nd stop ... While relaxing in a park, being regaled by Schlabotnik’s tale of doing good deeds involving crazy eyed convicts, we were treated to our *4th orange themed sight of the day* a cop on-on patrol that sent beer cans empty and full sailing into the truck!!
With shiggy casualties counted and Beer Tool being deemed undeniably pretty in pink ...pink is the new orange ... we made our way back on-on to the creek. A long winding bed of slippery goodness that caused many close calls and may I add, brilliant saves, that yielded two matching sets of balls (into Cumzy’s sak they go!) and some interesting "tampon" graffiti made up our 3rd leg and finally we dragged our asses outta the slippery sloo, wet to the thighs too.. woo hoo cold beer.. our 3rd stop ... Schlabotnik looked a little damp this time around, and what, no more orange themed sights? That's ok we seen enough anyway.
After a rousing game of tossing leather belt bits into cleavage ... Don’t ask ... we were told to get back in the creek? Ok but on-ins are next right? There was slight confusion when it was discovered that our pink hare Beer Tool had killed the battery in the beer wagon so in a frenzy of jello shots it was decided to leave her behind and walk to the on-in with our live laying hares... don’t worry Beer Tool was retrieved in a timely manner!..
Having decided to take our circle outside, we gathered, as I said in view and earshot of young and old, the hares were toasted. Accusations flew and we all took our shames and blames with what turned out to be an all piss pot down down circle and Blow DROVE HIMSELF home!?!
What a run ... so worth the shitty 5 miles it was... Where were you people? No priorities I tell ya.
I give this hard laid trail 4 cocks up it definitely did not suck!!!
on-on
peetey
The theme was orange..all were asked to pay homage to our fellow repeat offender wanks by donning our state issued orange...most followed directions, but really does Blow ever follow directions?.. and speaking of Blow did I mention he DROVE HIMSELF TO THE HASH?! Making their way to another Eerie hash was our stepping-up-to-the-plate hares Beer Tool and Schlabotnik and our virgin hare Cumz Alone. Blow, who of course DROVE HIMSELF?!, Swings (for about 40 mins? hmm I smell a down down) WTF?, Pet Her Peter, Just Jerry and pulling in just in time El Slobber Cocko (sans Cum Chubby?).
The place to be was The Park Tavern .. gotta love a place that'll let you hold down downs 20 feet from their front door in the midst of a family dinner rush..top drawer indeed. After a few cold ones and the usual pre run banter (yea Blow DROVE himself). Its to be a live trail? woo wee! Our hares circled us up for destructions.
Not to disappoint, the hares laid a satisfying and ominous trail with the first leg taking us thru quiet side streets, across a playground, thru sum shiggy, and past The Lawrence Park State Police, *our 1st orange themed sight of the day* across 4 lane traffic, up a bridge and down down to a hash friendly nook where we find ..ahhhh cold beer... our 1st stop ... and the *2nd orange themed sight of the day* barbed wire fencing too good not to take a line up pic!
After downing our beers, munching on twizzlers and posing for some more pics we headed back on on ...omg r we really following Blow?... up the bridge embankment, over the guard rail, down the bridge, ...them live laying hares sure were fast and furiously nimble... trailers parks, more 4 lane traffic, a look at district court *3rd orange themed sight of the day* led us down down to the creek where we trampled thru shiggy to find ... oh yea cold beer ... our 2nd stop ... While relaxing in a park, being regaled by Schlabotnik’s tale of doing good deeds involving crazy eyed convicts, we were treated to our *4th orange themed sight of the day* a cop on-on patrol that sent beer cans empty and full sailing into the truck!!
With shiggy casualties counted and Beer Tool being deemed undeniably pretty in pink ...pink is the new orange ... we made our way back on-on to the creek. A long winding bed of slippery goodness that caused many close calls and may I add, brilliant saves, that yielded two matching sets of balls (into Cumzy’s sak they go!) and some interesting "tampon" graffiti made up our 3rd leg and finally we dragged our asses outta the slippery sloo, wet to the thighs too.. woo hoo cold beer.. our 3rd stop ... Schlabotnik looked a little damp this time around, and what, no more orange themed sights? That's ok we seen enough anyway.
After a rousing game of tossing leather belt bits into cleavage ... Don’t ask ... we were told to get back in the creek? Ok but on-ins are next right? There was slight confusion when it was discovered that our pink hare Beer Tool had killed the battery in the beer wagon so in a frenzy of jello shots it was decided to leave her behind and walk to the on-in with our live laying hares... don’t worry Beer Tool was retrieved in a timely manner!..
Having decided to take our circle outside, we gathered, as I said in view and earshot of young and old, the hares were toasted. Accusations flew and we all took our shames and blames with what turned out to be an all piss pot down down circle and Blow DROVE HIMSELF home!?!
What a run ... so worth the shitty 5 miles it was... Where were you people? No priorities I tell ya.
I give this hard laid trail 4 cocks up it definitely did not suck!!!
on-on
peetey
May 23rd 2009 - BLOW DROVE HIMSELF TO THE HASH?! HASH
