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June 6th 2009 - The MarshMELLOW Hash

 

Sorry for the deLAY wankers it wuz kind HARD to do hash trash when I co-hared and didn’t get to witness any of the debauchery for myself!!!

 

Well as a hasher I’ve been to some interestingly themed hashes but the one Cum Chubby Cum cooked up this time was a first ...The idea was to dress you wankers up as big bags of marshmallows AND PARADE U THRU THE CITY STREETS. Oh yeah I was all for this one... I love seeing what you people will do for a cold beer...we decided on a location up way of McClellan St and it was a great day for hashing you backsliders missed a good one...but those shameless enough to cum out and play were Cumz Alone, TV with Maggie May, Just Anthony with his pooch Baby, Sir, Ho, Pinchy, Soggy with Virgin Gwen, WTF Is In My Box, with Just Ester and pup Josie, Slutty a-hem Bill, Stupid Again, Dinky Dunker, and Shorkunt.  We waited and drank and shortly Tampon Of The Opera showed.  Where’s Blow? He can drive can’t he? What a load of softies lol get it marshmallow hash and softies lol anyhoo k so the idea is get these huge clear bags fill em with white balloons and make you wear em while you run!!! Well we can dream can’t we?  Of course Chubby got the wrong size and they ended up being mini bags that you had to carry through the entire hash.

 

There was one hasher that came dressed to marshmallow impress donning a white body suit and packing a marshmallow gun was our hash faithful Cumz Alone also packing was Ho...it wood of been so great to see them big bags... guess there’s always next year!!

 

Well I can’t say much about trail I laid some but that not a clear perspective. At times we did get  comps from our runners that it was a good trail...we finally might be getting the hang of this. Cumzy blew thru the 1st leg in record time he ran right by us at 1st B lol that boy can fly we gave the mallow squad some ample shade cold beer and yummy yummy fruit kabobs dipped in chocolate that Cum Chubby slaved over. Many hasher used the kabob sticks to pop innocent hasher mallows.  We counted the remaining balloons and sent you out again across the highway through the neighborhoods thru the creek we thought we had all the time in the world to go a few blocks to the next stop but woodn’t you know it here comes that sneaky little short cutter Dinky Dunker to catch us with no B laid ....crazy talk of icing the hairs was overheard on a few occasions...cum on they wood never do that to us, right?

 

The second stop was craft stop where hashers were given small foam marshmallows and markers.  They did a great job of decorating there own mallows ..Pinchy gave massages to a lucky few and we seen a pretty impressive shower of wind catchers which I got a good pic of ..so after cumparing remaining balloons snapping pics and packing up mallows we sent them back out to catch an ice cream shot check in the woods and to cum on in.

 

Now El Slobber Cocko found a place through the woods that was kinda private but also in high demand by the locals we got an all too bold father and his kids, who stopped to enjoy the circle in mid-progress.  We told him this isn’t for his kids, he said they’re alright.  Circle stopped until the weird pedophile guy left.  A group of underage drinkers, that were so thrown off by us taking what must be there party spot they, froze in there tracks for a bit before deciding to high tail it out as we chanted after them “we were here first”!!!!

 

Down downs we toasted our hares: El Slobber Cocko, Pet Her Peter, Cum Chubby Cum, Janet Ream-mo

Virgin: Gwen

Backsliders: Dinky, Shortz, Chubby, Mo,  

FRBs: Cumzy, Dinky - cuz he short cutted.

DFLs: Soggy, Pinchy & Gwen - where were they?

No tags... now I lost my tags at the last run and was bummed cause in 3 years I’ve never miss placed them I was called to take my down down when here cums Cumzy with my tags encased in ice he had retrieved them and thought I deserved to have them iced for losing them ..gee thanks buddy...but I’d watch my tags if I were you!!! ohhhh that's not all the ice story either Dinky was pretty persuasive in his plot to get us hares on ice too. And don’t you know those damn wankers went along with it so we all ended up taking one heck of a long down down on improvised ice trays.  Yes asses were kinda purple!! The picture of these icings are up in the photos page.

 

So that’s all I remember kids, if you’re not satisfied, tough titty kitty, there are no refunds here!!!

 

Luv you bunches,

Xoxo

Peetey