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August 22nd - The Underwear Hash
With Janet Ream Mo bailing on on haring duities yours truely and El Slobber Cocko
stepped up to the haring plate and took the sexy Underwear Hash under our control
making it The No Underware Hash With everything else we have to do we took on this
hash in stride and had a pretty damn nice time {Boo to all those MIA wanks who said
they’d be there but didn’t show ahem...Virgin, Jalapenis, Can’t Raise A Gay Cock
and Cuntortionist!!} but alas for every wank that doesn't show a fellow MIA hasher
cums in there place. We had long lost Double Doug, Just Jeanie,a Virgin named Mike
and 1 former Cleveland hasher by the name of Going Down On Grant who just may of
found a group he likes in the EH3. Also having there priorities straight were the
ever charming and present Cumz Alone,the one and only T.V, the duo of Dinky Dunker
& Shortz,our silver fox Pinchy with the fabulous Soggy and the offspring of fabuluos
herself WTF? my seldom seen other half Just Jerry and cuming in to later to crash
the hash was Blow {who of course drove himself} All meet up at my house in the armpit
of the hashing world, Corry at 6 pm for my first ever laid late in the day trail
..extra kudos to my main man Cumzy for hauling lots of beer to lets face it a broke
ass hash. We all caught up cuz a few of these wanks have been gone awhile, everyone
got to love up my rescued dog Delilha before they headed (who said head?) out on
on what I was told was a pretty decent trail. Thanx to Slobber for making the trip
to help me lay in the heat..those woods suxed big..As I drove in comfort to the B
... hashers wound up and down a few side sreets before finding a check and ending
up on the tracks finding me and Just Jerry in a nice little spot behind Cum Chubby’s
Uncle’s place..family is always worth a beer stop..our FRB's were Shortz. Soggy and
Pinch with Cumzy,T.V and G-Dog cuming up right behind. We had sum laughs feasted
on Just Jerry's brownies drank our cold beers took a photo.
Sculpted Ice Chairs and Asshole Hares.
Waist high swamp and lost hasher scares.
My ass got cold but Dick Didn't care,
he wanted us to remember why KGB wasn't there.
Since last years police left our return
in Limbo,
Dick made sure we'll always remember to take home our bimbos.
Finger Food
Pissburgh-H3
