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THE GNOMES HAVE STRUCK AGAIN!! Cum chubby Cum, Pet Her Peter and El Slobber Cocko lead, yet again, another hunt for the masses to capture The Drunken Gnome and his gang of evil stoolies. This years scene of the crime being Folleys End campground in Girard {mad props to the owners and other campers for letting us do our thing and carry on in our usual debaturious manner} with the usual loyal followers from buffalo...SS Crash, Mount Me In The Mud, Too Good To Be Goo, Fukken Fartin Fir, Mouthful Of Girlfriend, Nice Ass Mom, Head Dispenser, Udder, Hash Hoots, and last year’s master Gnome Hunter - Blows My Monkey...and some fresh and old EH3 faces...Loves A Lubejob, Just Deb, Swings Both Ways, Cumz Alone, Schlabotnik The Russian Gnome Hunter, Beer Tool the Gnome Buster, Virgin Cock Stalker with her girl, Five Flavors Of Cum, Sir, with everyone’s favorite wether girl, Ho ( and boy did she deliver sum wether), Janet Ream Mo, Virgin Tony, Pinch-A-Loaf, Soggy Box, WTF Is In My Box?, Menage Blow, he drove himself!?!, Cuntortionist, Shitface Shuttle, and all the way from Akron we had, Dick Long & Prosper, Virgin Thauth.
We gathered, drank, passed out pins and awsum gnome hunt T's, snagged a virgin who was a camper and did some interesting and looong callisthenics before setting this year’s batch of eager hunters on the loose to claim the coveted gnomes {and troll's?}. on one heck of a shitty trail.
The 1st leg long and wet, up a hill with a false or two, yielded three gnomes and a few trolls that were brought in by EH3rs an BH3rs with the FRB’s being from EH3 with BH3 right on their tails .We congregated under tree's to xxxcape the rain {oh yes there was plenty of rain to go around and it did not stop!!} After a lengthy stop to cool there heals on on we sent them over the creek to follow hare El Slobber Cocko to the next stop which was a shot check. With a few shots knocked back we informed them that a gnome was nearby and they scattered to find him..Oh No...S.S. CRASH lost his favorite gnome Bryan Fuckmeintheass to WTF? of the EH3..how'd that happen? He had been the master at catching that gnome..better hunting next year Crash! After many shots, Fu Ki wine and wet snacks on on we sent them into the creek...Now this leg was a tad tricky many had it rough climbing outta the creek and up the hill of mud but thanks to the efforts of PINCHY and SCHLABOTNIK no wanker was left behind..our gracious property host not only provided words of encouragement to the climbers he also hosed down many muddy hashers.. LOVES A LUBEJOB found the gnome at the stop who was taken from JUST DEBBIE's yard the night before {no one's gnomes are safe} We were huddled under tree's sharing two towels when we realized we had hashers missing SIR and HO along with some buffalonians had gone MIA and we set out to find them...was this a case of sex on trail? Guess we'll never know! With all accounted for on on they went to finish up the trail by heading (who said head?) down the hill they just climbed on the 1st leg and back into the camp..now since being wet seemed to be the days theme PET HER PETER waded hip deep into the creek to sink the drunken gnome...EH3rs CUMZY and SCHLABOTNIK found him and with some blood shed brought him in while JANET REAM MO and SOGGY retraced there steps to vie for the gnome that was missed..Now the hash was pretty chaotic so who got which gnome was kinda unclear but all where found along with the trolls {which BH3 kidnapped until next year} After shedding our wet and muddy clothes all headed (who said head?) for the pavilion for down downs. We popped our virgins, toasted the hares, tried to name Just Debbie and had lots of accusations before enjoying the dinner that Pet Her Peter made {thanks to all for the prop's on the food...could you taste the love?lol} the cake I had made was xxxcellent complete with an edible image of the condoom laden gnome tag..those folks at Sanders sure have a great sense of humor!! CUMZY & SCHLABOTNIK remember the titty balloons? Gotta love Corry!! Thanks to all for cuming out for our event..sorry bout the best damn haberdashery ever for this year..how would we know they'd melt at the screener's? We promise to make up for it next year when the gnome cums to BUFFALO. Hope to see all our regulars there along with some fresh faces ON ON with much love'
PETEY
We gathered, drank, passed out pins and awsum gnome hunt T's, snagged a virgin who was a camper and did some interesting and looong callisthenics before setting this year’s batch of eager hunters on the loose to claim the coveted gnomes {and troll's?}. on one heck of a shitty trail.
The 1st leg long and wet, up a hill with a false or two, yielded three gnomes and a few trolls that were brought in by EH3rs an BH3rs with the FRB’s being from EH3 with BH3 right on their tails .We congregated under tree's to xxxcape the rain {oh yes there was plenty of rain to go around and it did not stop!!} After a lengthy stop to cool there heals on on we sent them over the creek to follow hare El Slobber Cocko to the next stop which was a shot check. With a few shots knocked back we informed them that a gnome was nearby and they scattered to find him..Oh No...S.S. CRASH lost his favorite gnome Bryan Fuckmeintheass to WTF? of the EH3..how'd that happen? He had been the master at catching that gnome..better hunting next year Crash! After many shots, Fu Ki wine and wet snacks on on we sent them into the creek...Now this leg was a tad tricky many had it rough climbing outta the creek and up the hill of mud but thanks to the efforts of PINCHY and SCHLABOTNIK no wanker was left behind..our gracious property host not only provided words of encouragement to the climbers he also hosed down many muddy hashers.. LOVES A LUBEJOB found the gnome at the stop who was taken from JUST DEBBIE's yard the night before {no one's gnomes are safe} We were huddled under tree's sharing two towels when we realized we had hashers missing SIR and HO along with some buffalonians had gone MIA and we set out to find them...was this a case of sex on trail? Guess we'll never know! With all accounted for on on they went to finish up the trail by heading (who said head?) down the hill they just climbed on the 1st leg and back into the camp..now since being wet seemed to be the days theme PET HER PETER waded hip deep into the creek to sink the drunken gnome...EH3rs CUMZY and SCHLABOTNIK found him and with some blood shed brought him in while JANET REAM MO and SOGGY retraced there steps to vie for the gnome that was missed..Now the hash was pretty chaotic so who got which gnome was kinda unclear but all where found along with the trolls {which BH3 kidnapped until next year} After shedding our wet and muddy clothes all headed (who said head?) for the pavilion for down downs. We popped our virgins, toasted the hares, tried to name Just Debbie and had lots of accusations before enjoying the dinner that Pet Her Peter made {thanks to all for the prop's on the food...could you taste the love?lol} the cake I had made was xxxcellent complete with an edible image of the condoom laden gnome tag..those folks at Sanders sure have a great sense of humor!! CUMZY & SCHLABOTNIK remember the titty balloons? Gotta love Corry!! Thanks to all for cuming out for our event..sorry bout the best damn haberdashery ever for this year..how would we know they'd melt at the screener's? We promise to make up for it next year when the gnome cums to BUFFALO. Hope to see all our regulars there along with some fresh faces ON ON with much love'
PETEY
August 8th 2009 - TriCUNTenial Drunken Gnome Hunt Hash
