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SATURDAY IS A HASHING DAY! What a great day it was as Tender Vittles and I pulled out of the luxurious little hamlet of Corry, heading toward flour and beer in the far off land of Wattsburg. Unfortunately, our dreams of frolicking playfully in the sun soon disappeared as the skies opened up and drenched us with rain. Will there still be marks on trail? Will there still be a hash? OF COURSE there will be dumb ass! Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night will keep us from our appointed rounds! Or is that what the mailman said this morning? Oh well… moving on on.
Arriving at Breed – A – Gulps mansion in the woods – we were greeted by the smell of fresh baked cookies – mmmmmm – what rain – I smell cookies……eventually the rest of the hash pack began to stroll in. Virgin Bob from up the road was followed by long-lost Zombie Fuck and his wife YTBN Sarah. Then came the Pittsburgh crew of Hung Like This and European Whore. Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet and Beer Tool were the next to arrive followed by our new GM Swings Both Ways – and the three of them regaled us with stories of Mexico. Sounds like a lot of fun – and according the Swings – the next InterHash will be in Boulder, Colorado on Labor Day of 2009 – so plan on going! Some highly energetic, organized hasher needs to organize a bus trip so we can all travel tog ether! OK – LET’S HASH!
As the rain subsided - the hares had us all pile into their truck to take us to the starting point. As we were speeding up the road – who do we pass? Pinch a Loaf and Soggy Box! Yeah! Turn around! Let’s go get them! When we got back to the mansion – not only were Pinch & Soggy waiting for us – but Virgin Cock Stalker, Jalapenis, Can’t raise a Gay Cock and her boyfriend YTBN Dubber had shown up too! We all piled into the 2 trucks and headed off to our hash start.
We started running down the tracks – and a L-O-N-G false allowed everyone to meet back up before cutting into the woods and getting nice and wet in the creek. Arriving at beer stop # 1 I believe TV and Pinchie were FRBs and Swings came in DFL. We enjoyed the cajun peanuts and brews and were pushed off on our next leg.
A short jaunt through the woods followed by a refreshing swim across the creek took us back out onto the tracks then to the road for a nice little run. As we arrived at the second beer stop though – our luck ran out. The skies opened up again and rain fell in bucket loads. Thank God the hares planned this stop at a covered bridge! Yeah! Shelter! The approaching vehicles trying to cross the bridge seemed a little worried though – maybe it was Schlabotnik trying to charge a toll? As we dragged this beer stop out as long as we could – it was finally decided we would auto hash back to the On-In. What nice hares.
Arriving back to the mansion we changed into dry clothes and the down-downs commenced. Ok – being that there was Yuengling on trail, my memory is a little fuzzy at this point, but I’ll do my best…..
Arriving at Breed – A – Gulps mansion in the woods – we were greeted by the smell of fresh baked cookies – mmmmmm – what rain – I smell cookies……eventually the rest of the hash pack began to stroll in. Virgin Bob from up the road was followed by long-lost Zombie Fuck and his wife YTBN Sarah. Then came the Pittsburgh crew of Hung Like This and European Whore. Schlabotnik the Russian Sausage Mullet and Beer Tool were the next to arrive followed by our new GM Swings Both Ways – and the three of them regaled us with stories of Mexico. Sounds like a lot of fun – and according the Swings – the next InterHash will be in Boulder, Colorado on Labor Day of 2009 – so plan on going! Some highly energetic, organized hasher needs to organize a bus trip so we can all travel tog ether! OK – LET’S HASH!
As the rain subsided - the hares had us all pile into their truck to take us to the starting point. As we were speeding up the road – who do we pass? Pinch a Loaf and Soggy Box! Yeah! Turn around! Let’s go get them! When we got back to the mansion – not only were Pinch & Soggy waiting for us – but Virgin Cock Stalker, Jalapenis, Can’t raise a Gay Cock and her boyfriend YTBN Dubber had shown up too! We all piled into the 2 trucks and headed off to our hash start.
We started running down the tracks – and a L-O-N-G false allowed everyone to meet back up before cutting into the woods and getting nice and wet in the creek. Arriving at beer stop # 1 I believe TV and Pinchie were FRBs and Swings came in DFL. We enjoyed the cajun peanuts and brews and were pushed off on our next leg.
A short jaunt through the woods followed by a refreshing swim across the creek took us back out onto the tracks then to the road for a nice little run. As we arrived at the second beer stop though – our luck ran out. The skies opened up again and rain fell in bucket loads. Thank God the hares planned this stop at a covered bridge! Yeah! Shelter! The approaching vehicles trying to cross the bridge seemed a little worried though – maybe it was Schlabotnik trying to charge a toll? As we dragged this beer stop out as long as we could – it was finally decided we would auto hash back to the On-In. What nice hares.
Arriving back to the mansion we changed into dry clothes and the down-downs commenced. Ok – being that there was Yuengling on trail, my memory is a little fuzzy at this point, but I’ll do my best…..
DOWN DOWNS:
1. For too much flour, not enough ribbon, not enough rain and too short of a trail – the HARES – Big Gulp & Breed a Bull
2. Out of Towners – European Whore and Hung Like This
3. Virgins – Bob
4. Not Named Yet – Sarah, Dubber and Bob
5. Named But No Tag – Can’t Raise a Gay Cock and Jalapenis
CAN’T RAISE A GAY COCK and JALAPENIS got their TAGS!!!
6. Auto Hashers – The whole damn hash
7. FRB – Tender Vittles, Pinch a Loaf
8. DFL – Swings Both Ways
9. Backsliders – Everybody except Crazee Pong Bitch, Pinchie & Soggy (the rest of you all missed a great gnome hash)
That’s about it for down downs. Let’s eat! The world famous Breed A Bull spread did not disappoint (and neither did her food!) After stuffing our bellies with too much food and just enough room for a little more beer – we headed upstairs to hot tub and watch Big Gulp, Virgin Bob & Zombie jam to Johnny Cash. (I fell in to her huge vagina – I went down down down almost the whole way to china – and it burns burns burns – her huge vagina – her huge vagina – drink it down down down) thanks Johnny!
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Crazee Pong Bitch
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Courtesy of Swings