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Everyone meets on a Saturday afternoon to drink beer and follow flour, well hashing is just not that simple and we need help.  These elected, sumtimes forced, officers are hare to offer their misguided exxxpertise.

Schlabotnik The Russian Susage Mullet

Hare Raiser

This is one hard core grizzly man that can help you uncover a perfect location to have a hash, help you scout your trail and even spend your hash cash.  

This Mullet man has hashed since 1999 and has many tips and tricks to make your hash a panty dropping exxxperience.

Beer Tool

Beer Goddess

What wood hashing be without beer?  Well we’d rather not think about that.

Thanks to the vivaciously beautiful Beer Tool we always have cold refreshing beer available at every hash. (Her old man might have sumthing to do with it.)  Beer Tool has been hashing and haring since 1999.

Pinch-A-Loaf

Religious Advisor

When it cums to running a great

On-In circle you must possess a great singing voice and more memory than the average half-mind for 100’s of the stupidest songs ever heard or sang.  

Well our RA Pinchy has both. Even if its sumtimes written on paper.  This tall funny hunk will have you singing his tune in no time.

Cum Chubby Cum

Haberdasherer & Web Mistress

Cum Chubby Cum began hashing in 2006 and recently designed the web site you see before you.

This is also one hot chick who clothes and sumtimes unclothes our friendly eerie hashers.

Swings Both Ways

Grand Master

Currently Serving his 3rd sentence as GM, he has been hashing since 1998.

We love our always smiling, always on time, always with hot bimbos in tow, sexy GM Swings.

Arranging our schedule and filling in when hares go missing has made Swings despise the thought of group leadership.

Sumone give this nakked fire jumping wanker a beer.

A newbie to hashing Cumz has proved himself to be a hashing machine.

We couldn’t drink beer from just any vessel when there is perfectly good piss pot that has only been dropped a dozen times.

One look into his hungry hazel eyes and you get lost for a lifetime.

Cumz Alone

Lifetime Piss Pot Holder

EH3 is in need of sumone to draw funny drunken hares running with beer.  We need designs for T-shirts and patches and mugs and lanyards etc.  APPLY HERE