Eerie Hash House Harriers © All rights reserved 2009 Webmistress
Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating,
Oh why are we waiting,
So fucking long?
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating,
Oh why are we waiting
So fucking long?
Why was she born so beautiful,
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fucking use to anyone,
She’s no fucking use at all.
She might be a joy to her mother,
But she’s a pain in the asshole to me.
Drink it down, down, down
Down, down, down, down.
Somewhere east of Cleveland,
lays a Pennsylvania town,
and if you go down there,
you better just beware the cuz Eerie Hash is around.
Now Bar Hag and Dick Traci, settled in from ole Shytown,
they grabbed a brew laid
a false or two, and the Eerie Hash was around.
Cuz we’re the bad bad Eerie Hash,
a gang that runs and just gets trashed.
Cutt'n through the fields like deer,
Heading for that keg o'beer
Drink it down, down, down
Down, down, down, down.
Here’s to the hare he’s true blue.
He’s a hasher through and through.
He’s a piss pot so they say.
Tried to go to Heaven,
But he went the other way.
Drink it down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
He ought to be publicly pissed on,
He ought to be publicly shot.
He ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.
Drink it down, down, down
Down, down, down, down.
He’s The Meanest,
He sucks the horse’s penis
He’s the meanest,
He’s the horse’s ass.
All he does is pound it,
Ever since he found it,
He’s the meanest,
He’s the horse’s ass.
Drink it Down, down, down
Down, down, down, down.
Their drinking is compulsive and
Their running is convulsive.
They’re morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers
Da da da da down down
Da da da da down down
Da da da daa da da da daa
Da da da da down down
Their flatulence is rude and
Their genitals protrude when
They’re running in the nude
The Hash House Harriers
They’re always shiggy tracking
From constantly bushwhacking,
Intelligence they’re lacking
The Hash House Harriers
Hashers, meet the hashers,
They’re the biggest drunks in history.
From the Hash of Eerie they’re the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shaggy through the years.
Watch them, as they down a lot of beers.
Down, down,
down, down, down, down,
down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
down, down, down, down, down,
down, down, down, down, down, down
Ola zooma zooma zooma
Ola zooma zooma chief,
Drink it down Zulu warrior,
Drink it down Zulu chief
Drink it down Zulu warrior,
Drink it down Zulu chief,
chief, chief.
