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Found a penis,

Found a penis right now,

Right now I found a penis,

Found a penis right now.

It was drippy,

It was drippy right now.

Right now it was drippy,

It was drippy right now.

Ate it anyway,

Ate it anyway right now.

Right now I ate it anyway,

Ate it anyway right now.

Put your left leg over my shoulder,

Put your right leg over my shoulder,

La-la-la-la-la-laa La-la-la-laa,

High above the virgin’s garter,

High above her knee,

Lies the secret of her honor,

Her virginity.

Roll her over, ohh so slowly,

Softly in the grass.

This is what we live and die for,

A piece of virgin ass.

Drink it Down, down, down

Down, down, down, down.

Fuck a duck, a female duck,

Screw a baby kangaroo.

Finger-bang an orangutang,

Let an elephant do you.

Feel the penis of an eel,

Whack, the asshole of a yak.

Masturbate with a gnu,

And that will bring you back to Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ballin’, ballin’, balling’,

That bad boy keeps callin’,

His crabs, they keep on crawlin’,

Chapped hide.

You thought he was the right one,

But he was a one night stand,

He’s shootin’ blanks with his gun,

Chapped hide.

Pick him up, take him home,

ride him hard, make him moan.

Wake him up, saddle up,

Send him home, chapped hide.

Yee Haw. Drink it Down, down,

Down, down, down, down.

Drink,

Drink a beer,

Belch out loud,

Belch out clear,

Drink of good times, we run

Drink of plenty, not one.

Drink,

Drink the brew,

Down it quickly,

This beer we give to you,

Don’t worry that its not good enough,

For anyone else to down,

Just drink,

Drink the beer.

Burp, burp, burp, burp, burp...

Hold my pickle, I’ll eat your lettuce,

Cunnilingus don’t upset us.

All we ask is that you let us have it your way.

Have it your way - sit on my face,

Have it your way, give us a taste,

Have it your way at Furburger King.

Whip it out at the ball game,

Wave it around at the crowd.

Dip it in Jello and cracker jack,

I don’t care if you give it a whack.

Because it’s,

Beat your meat at the ball game,

If you don’t cum its a shame.

And it’s 1, 2,

You’re covered in goo,

At the old ball game.

Pubic hairs,

You’ve got the cutest little pubic hairs.

There’s nothing that can compare,

Pubic Hairs,

Penis or vagina, there’s nothing that could be finer.

Pubic hairs,

I’m in heaven when I’m in your underwear,

I don’t need a shovel to take a mouthful of,

Your cute little pubic hairs.

Obladee Obladah - That’s a big bra.
How the hell does it stay on?
Obladee Obladah - That’s a big bra.
Without it, we'd bet they'd fall Down, down, down, down

Down, down, down, down

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