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Chorus:
Free beer for all the hashers
Free beer for all the hashers
Free beer for all the hashers
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.
Verse:
Jesus can’t can’t go hashing cuz...
he's hung like THIS (holds arms stretched out wide)
Jesus can’t can’t go hashing cuz...
he's hung like THIS.
Jesus can’t can’t go hashing cuz...
he's hung like THIS.
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves.
Repeat Chorus
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
his dress is white not red
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he's only wearing sandals
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he gave up beer for Lent
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he turns the flour to bread
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he's busy getting nailed
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
He’s nailed to the cross
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he feels a little cross
Jesus we’re only kidding,
Jesus we’re only kidding,
Jesus we’re only kidding.
Jesus saves, Jesus saves,
Jesus saves.
Jesus loves the little hashers
All the hashers of the world
Black and yellow, red and
white
and all those covered in Shite,
Jesus loves the little hashers of the world.
Whether
a bastard or whether a bitch It matters not to him
He remembers where trail's going
Not
where the trail's been
Jesus loves the little hashers
All the hashers of the world
Black
and yellow, red and white
and those all covered in Shite,
Jesus loves the little hashers
of the world.
If your head is troubled
(Head? Who said head?.)
Don't worry, don't you fret
He knows that you've heard his
On-On call and he won't forget
Jesus loves the hashers of the world.
Add New Verses:
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
the Jew won't pay 5 bucks
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
the shiggy on his head
(Head? Who said head?)
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
He's Stuck Behind A Rock
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he turns the beer to wine
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
he's only got 12 friends
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
the beer falls out his side
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
the Mother Fuckers Dead
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
cause he runs like this
(hopping, one foot to the other,
with arms stretched wide.)
Jesus can’t go hashing cuz...
His dad knows all the checks.
