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Love and incest,

love and incest
Go together like a tongue

and Mom's breast
Listen to your mother
And go suck off your baby brother

Love and babies, love and babies
Go together like a dog and rabies
Don't become a mother
Never have sex without a rubber
 

Drink it Down, down, down

Down, down, down, down.

Karma karma karma Chlamydia
It comes and goes
It comes and goooooes
Lovin isn't easy

if your stuck with an STD
It burns to pee
Ii burns to peeeeeee

There she was,

just a-gobblin’ my meat
Singing (Garbled) “doo wah diddy” drinkin’ cum drinkin’ spoo
Fondlin’ my scrotum,

and suckin’ down my skeet,
Singing (Garbled) “doo wah diddy” drinkin’ cum drinkin’ spoo
 

I pulled out (pulled out)
Aimed high (aimed high)
I pulled out, aimed high,

and she nearly lost an eye.

Drink it Down, down, down

Down, down, down, down.

16 beers and what do you get

A little bit drunker

And your pants are all wet.

The R.A. Says :

It aint nuthin’ new

You owe your liver

Another Brew.

Drink it Down, down, down

Down, down, down, down.

Rubber dickie, you’re the one,

You make bedtime so much fun,

Rubber dickie,

I’m awfully fond of you.

Boop boop a ahhh

Rubber dickie, toy of toys,

When you’re in me, I make noise,

Rubber dickie,

you’re my very best friend,

Its true.

Everyday when I make my way to beddie,  I find my dickie is always charged up and ready,

I like to wear my teddy.

Rubber dickie, you’re so fine,

And I’m happy that you are mine,

Rubber dickie, I’m awfully found of,

Rubber dickie, you’re the magical wand of, rubber dickie, you’re the one I love in me.

Are ya’all from Eerie?

I said from Eerie

Where the Presque Isle deer ticks

Bite til you shout?

There’s too much water

The hare’s an otter

And circle lasts until you pass out!

Are ya’all from Jamestown, or from Corry, or from Cambridge Springs?

or are you in the ‘Boro

Playing with your thing?

Are ya’all from Eerie?

I said from Eerie

Then brother give me three!

S-H-I  T-T-Y

T-R-A-I-L

Shitty trail, shitty trail

Shitty trail, shitty trail

S-H-I  T-T-Y

T-R-A-I-L

Drink it Down, down, down

Down, down, down, down.

Sing a song of syphilis,

A penis bull of puss.

For and twenty pox scabs,

Waiting to be bust.

And when her legs were opened,

Oh what a sight to see,

Oozy gray-green matter,

All running with her pee.

Drink it Down, down, down

Down, down, down, down.

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer,

Ray the guy who sells me beer,

Me, the guy who drinks the beer,

Far, a long long way to beer,

So, I’ll have another beer,

La, I’ll have another beer,

Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer,

And that will bring us back to do do do do

Dough the stuff that buys me dope,

Ray the guy who sells me dope,

Me the guy who smokes the dope,

Far, a long long way to dope,

SO, I’ll take another toke,

La, I’ll take another toke,

Tea, no thanks I’ll have a toke,

And that will bring us back to do do do do

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