Songs page 5

I Used To Work In Chicago

Chorus:

I used to work in Chicago in a department store,

I used to work in Chicago, I don’t work there anymore

Verse:

A woman came in to the store for a piano.
A piano from the store.
A piano she wanted, my organ she got.
I don't work there anymore.

Repeat Chorus

A woman came in for a hammer.
A hammer from the store.
Hammer she wanted, nailed she got.
I don't work there anymore

A woman came in for some velvet
Some velvet from the store
Velvet she wanted, felt she got
I don't work there anymore

A woman came in for an elevator...
an elevator from the store..
an elevator she wanted...my shaft she got

I don't work there anymore

A man came in for some chicken,
some chicken from the store,
chicken he wanted, My breasts he got,
I don't work there anymore

A woman came in looking for a garden snake
a Garden snake from the store
a garden snake she wanted,

my trouser snake she got
I don’t work there anymore

a man came in for a burrito
a burrito from the store
a burrito he wanted, my pink taco he got
I don't work there anymore

A lady came in for some candles
Some candles from the store
Some candles she wanted, my wick she got
I don't work there anymore

A girl came in for a makeover
A makeover from the store
a makeover she wanted, bent over she got
I don't work there anymore

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A woman came in for a lobster

a lobster from the store
A lobster she wanted, crabs she got,

I don't work there anymore

A lady came in for some intellectual

philosophical conversation.
Some intellectual philosophical conversation

from the store.
Intellectual philosophical conversation she wanted,

fucked she got.
I don't work there anymore.

A woman came into the store for some nails
nails from the store
nails she wanted, screwed she got
I don't work there anymore

A woman came into the store for some carpet
Carpet from the store
Carpet she wanted, shagged she got.
I don't work there anymore

A woman came in for some software
Some software from the store
Software she wanted, a hard drive she got!
I don't work there anymore

A woman came into the store for some mushrooms
Mushrooms from the store
Mushrooms she wanted, a fungus she got
I don't work there anymore

a woman came in for a camel
a camel from the store
a camel she wanted, humped she got
I don't work there anymore

A woman came in for some jewelry...
Some jewelry from the store
Some jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I don't work there anymore